"Slow,
huh?"
"He ain't Count Fleet"
"But you say he's sound?"
"Sure. Doesn't run fast enough to hurt himself."
Dave
Feldman, Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda
"Who
makes the most money? Horse bettors first, followed by sports bettors.
Then poker, golf hustlers, and blackjack and backgammon players"
R.W. Munchkin, in Gambling Wizards.
"Playing
the races appears to be the one business in which men believe they can
succeed without special study, special talent, or special exertion."
Racing Maxims of "Pittsburgh Phil"
"Gambling
is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized."
Dean
Inge, Wit and Wisdom of Dean Inge
If
he plays being young and unskillful,
for shekels of silver and gold,
Take his money, my son, praising Allah,
The kid was ordained to be sold.
Rudyard
Kipling, "Certain Maxims of Hafiz,"
Departmental Ditties and Other Verses
A
profit at the race track isn't a profit until you spend it somewhere
else.
Charles
Carroll, Handicapping Speed
"When
Protagonist rallied to beat Stonewalk by two lengths, I could not explain
the outcome of the race in any way that was consistent with my own philosophy."
Andrew
Beyer - on reconciling speed and class, in Picking Winners,
A Horse Player's Guide
"A longshot wins a race. A disappointed bettor consults his Form
and discovers that the longshot had been timed at 36 seconds in a breezing
three-furlong workout a couple of days ago. No other horse in the race
had worked so rapidly so recently. Powie! A new system
is born!
Tom
Ainslie, Ainslie's Complete Guide To Thoroughbred Racing
(In 1980, before well-known authors gave it a name, Steven L. Brecher
spelled out the basis for "value" betting:)
"The
best horse is not necessarily the best bet. In order to evaluate a bet,
we must know or be able to estimate two things: the probability of winning
the bet, and the payoff if we win. Either factor alone is meaningless;
it is the relationship between these two factors which determines
the expected return of the bet."
Steven
L. Brecher, Beating The Races With A Computer, 1980.
"Any
horse can win on any given day."
Angel
Cordero, Jr.
"Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry."
George
Ade
"If certainty about the past is so limited, must not certainty
about the future be terribly slight? How can anybody wrench a profit
from such confusion?"
Tom
Ainslie, Ainslie's Complete Guide To Thoroughbred Racing
"Racetrack! Well...what am I doin' here?"
Groucho
Marx, in the movie, A Day At The Races