One dangerous little piece of folklore that has crept into the horseracing
literature is that “action” bets are perfectly normal parts of a player’s
day—to keep Jack from becoming a dull boy. I know I’m guilty here myself—I’ve
contributed to it, both in writing and with my own dollars until a few
years ago. We’re gamblers, after all, and we need some “ac-cion”
to keep our hearts pumping and blood pressure balanced. Action bets
are small, $2, $5, or $10 bets—equivalent to buying a lottery scratcher—which
you toss around for fun while you work on the serious business of managing
your serious money for serious bets and serious profit.
Often
action bets are complete flyers—you glance up from your work and notice
the post parade for a Maiden Special Weight—that you didn’t even
handicap and would never throw serious money at—but you like a certain
prance in an unraced filly’s step and the way she’s holding her ears—a
quick look at the breeding—pow! Two bucks. Or…you notice a
spot play that you read about once in a magazine and the author said
it returned a flat-bet profit (for two days once, at Finger Lakes).
But one of the biggest reasons for our acceptance of action bets is
that handicapping is work—a fun kind of work, but work
nonetheless, and often—far more often than we admit—the results
of all that hard work tells us to sit firmly on our wallets. That’s
not the answer we want to hear, even when it’s our own brain telling
us it’s the rational thing to do. If I take a race apart, I want a
stinking bet.
But
the psychology of action bets is not even that simple. Wouldn’t it
be great to handicap—doing whatever you do, whether it’s pace, speed,
comprehensive dosage factorializing—whatever—and come to a clear,
firm decision? Stay out. Or, bet with both hands. But this
is a game of probabilities, so that rarely is the outcome. Personally,
I end up with an odds line that is my representation of what the probabilities
of finish and payout should be. I work until the last moments of public
odds-flux to determine how to shape the bet. The process can be “rather
exciting” —make that “freaking stressful,” if it is a major bet.
You’re sparring with the public. Wondering, down to the last minute
if you’ve second-guessed their odds correctly. At that moment, with
the clock to post time ticking, it’s sort of like hitting the end of
the bungie line to simply throw it all in the air and Pass.
At that point, I want to bet. At that stage of a race, I’m totally
immersed in the odds and the reason for passing is that the odds
are not correct for my best handicapping results. This situation
screams for a “pass,” while your brain is screaming “Bet!” And, this
can lead to rationalizing a “value” bet on a theoretical overlay that
wasn’t part of your primary scheme, which translates into one of the
most dumb-ass bets you can make, even if it is at low, “action” levels
of 2 or 5 bucks. You just saw your correct odds scenarios go up in
flames. How do you figure taking a shot outside them constitutes “value?”
Back
when “action” bets became acceptable practice among serious players
(as opposed to those fellows for whom all bets are action bets),
they really weren’t that bad. At the risk of dating myself: “Yes, Dorothy,
there was a time before simulcasting.” During that dark dim
past, you actually went to a racetrack. You spent at least two
or three hours the night before, handicapping with the paper Form
(remember paper?). A few really obsessive fools made 200-mile round-trips
to get the Formthe night before, then the same trip the
next day to the track. (Al Gore did not invent the Internet—GOD
DID—in direct response to my prayers for a locally available past
performance data equivalent to the Racing Form. Hallelujah!)
Horseracing
used to be a participatory sport. You drove to a track, where there
were horses, hay, dirt, and grass—maybe a flamingo or two. You walked
over to the paddock to see if any of your picks were walking on three
legs, and maybe followed the post parade out along the rail, until they
trotted off to warm up, then maybe even glassed them for a while, before
finalizing your selections and laying down your money. If you were
serious, you selected your shots carefully, and might have only one
or two (or none) on an entire day’s card—and that day’s card,
maybe ten races—was IT. If you had picks in the third
and eighth races, you were at the track not only to pound those two
bets, but to also hone your knowledge and skills, watching all the other
races, watching the interplay of the public odds with minor events,
maybe developing your own spot plays, watching the rubes and the wise
guys—so, if you were there to place two $50 or $100 or larger bets,
what was the problem with a little ac-cion? Two bucks here,
five bucks there, not too often—no big deal.
It
was not a big deal then—and it is probably still not a big deal now—under
certain circumstances. The primary one is if you are placing
action bets to test ideas.
I
love simulcasting because I love the availability of numerous races
from around the country that fit my style and betting criteria. I get
lots of “action.” If this is the environment you work in, there is
too much action to continue with the folklore of “action bets.”
You no longer have the excuse of being faced with 40 or 80 minutes of
“down-time” because there is an unraced field of Maiden Special Weights
and a Turf marathon race before the next opportunity to bet. There
are now plenty of opportunities—and the job is to decide which
is best.
There
is really only one justifiable reason for action bets: to learn
something—for the purpose of improving prime bets later. It takes
at least a buck or two to test ideas. Statistics and “paper bets” are
important parts of the learning process, but for me, I have to wince
a little to drive points home. I’ve done a lot of research on horse
racing and I know pretty much what the results are, but—maybe it’s because
I’m such a skinflint—not many ideas stand out to me like the many
where I’ve had a crummy $2, $5, or $10 riding on them—and then whacked
my forehead with the heel of my hand when the “test” results were negative.
Wait a minute. Maybe we’re on to something here. Quick, whack your
forehead!
There
are two great lessons about simple money management to be learned from
BlackJack, and neither one requires any kind of Kelley-criterion-like
formula. First, unlike BlackJack, you do not have to ante
up for each race. No one is going to ask you to leave the table
if you do not lay money down at every option. The second is, although
you don’t have to play every hand in horse racing, you do have to stay
on top of your game. Convert your small, “action” bets to “testing
bets,” and record them, just like your prime bets. That’s one
of the really insidious things about the old “action bet” mind-set—bettors
frequently did not record them, even if they did keep decent records
on “prime” bets. Recording them does two things. First, since you
should only be making them to learn something, recording the bet and
outcome makes a note for the future. Secondly, and more importantly
if, over the years you have developed a cavalier attitude about “action
bets,” you’re probably going to have an eye-popper of an awakening when
you tally up the cost-over-time.
If
you find that your action bets are taking a greater chunk out of your
pocket than the track takeout, then you’ve got a problem. Not that
this has ever happened to me, you understand, but I once had a friend….
In
the next few weeks we’ll take a look at the economics of $100-a-day
bettors—who, by all accounts, are the most common type among us—and
see why the “action bet” is just one reason why the $100-a-day bettor
will, almost always, go home lighter. But first, next week, we’ll
see why that ominous-sounding fact does not mean that $100-a-day
bettor cannot produce a long-term profit.